Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.The doctor said “Well, you need three things from ... do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint, and a shovel.”“And what do I do with these, doc?”The doctor replied “Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. That night if she says ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw’ you hit her with the shovel.”Steve went to the urologist. In my head, I could laugh as loud as I wanted and no one would care.I was loud enough I could feel myself shaking inside my own head and it felt good. After a few seconds, I realized that I was not shaking from laughing but someone was intruding on my dream. Opening my eyes to see who would intrude in my thoughts I saw a face I had never seen before, the features were oriental, round, maybe Japanese. Not caring I reached out and grabbed her worthless neck, intending to squeeze the life out of. More

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