" Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."The bartender replied: "Well, OK, but what about t...at hook? What happened to your hand?"The pirate explained: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." What about that eye patch?" Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them crapped in. When one punch landed right in the solar plexus, the breath went out of her and she was momentarily paralyzed. She sagged and slid to the floor in a heap, moaning. When they were done, she was a mess. She ached and exhausted from the cruel beating. They left her sprawled out on the cot in her tiny sweltering cell. She gasped for breath and began a little girl weeping. When she tried to sleep, a guard came in and slapped her awake. Or poured cold water on her. They would not let her sleep.. It was all set up within an hour. I already had the app on my phone, all I needed to do was follow the link on my laptop and we were in business. I stood over by the chaise and waved, then checked it out. It activated as soon as I came within the field of vision. The picture was clear and sharp.I moved the furniture slightly, getting everything at just the right angle. then waited. It turned out to be a long wait; Laura didn't get home till after seven. I was already in my gym gear, and headed. You understand what I mean?" Though my head could get the idea, the burning between my thighs wanted to know more "not quite, could you give more?" she thought for a moment. "I suppose I could help a friend understand more, stand up for a moment" we both stood tall, though my legs were a bit off center, I held strong. "Once we stood naked in front of each other, the men would walk around; while we would shake and sway" her hips began to flow beautifully from side to side in one rhythmic.